Tuesday, October 14, 2008

'I'm Going to Kick Your Butt, and Get Away With It Too!'

Being a cop has it's perks, Patrick never gets tickets (I didn't say he never gets pulled over), gets free drinks and sometimes free food, and he can take out his pinned up frustration due to Fantasy Football on every person he pulls over!

He decided this year that he needed 3 teams (ya!), and as it turns out, he has been sucking it up a little bit lately! (And by a little, I mean a lot! I love you, but you know it's true!) He did SO badly this weekend, that he hasn't let a single person off with a warning all week! hahaha! Yep, that's awesome! All those people getting tickets because 3 football teams that don't really exist lost! lol!

He prides himself on his ability to trash talk, so I included a quote from the title block of one of his teams as the title! There's a picture of a cop with it! :) ...Ya, I'm not going to tell him, but that was probably asking for it!

2 comments:

Denise said...

Hahaha! That is halarious! I'll have to be sure not to speed if I'm in the Layton area. :o)

The Homer House said...

What a punk cop, if you ask me. Allowing the feelings of a stupid game to influence some poor persons first encounter with a law enforcement officer. Let them all go Patrick!