I could hear the boys playing this morning, they were laughing and giggling, but nothing out of the ordinary! So I went to get them some breakfast...and walked in on the most evil thing they have ever done to me! They had gotten a giant bowl of watermelon out of the fridge, (we're talking, an entire watermelon all cut up so nice) and were proceeding to launch the watermelon all over my kitchen, dining room, family room and living room! It was sliding down the walls, smashed into carpet, EVERYWHERE!!!!! It was all I could do to not kill them right then and there! I couldn't bring myself to take pictures, I was too MAD, and all my concentration was focused on controlling my temper!!!
So I made them pick up every last piece, sent them to their beds, and proceeded to mop....over and over and over again! Cleaned carpet as good as I could and then....debated on whether or not to let them ever come out of their room!
Don't worry, I fed them. And then sent them back to their room! But they are still alive, so that's something! Lets just say it's a blessing that I can't actually burn holes threw things with my eyes! In hind sight, it's probably also a blessing that I found them and not Patrick!
....AND MY STINKING FLOOR IS STILL STICKY!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!
7 comments:
Holy Cow!! You are super mom to still have two living children! What little rascals! I'll bet your floor will feel sticky for a week! Are you feeling any better? By the way, cute towels in the last post!
Oh my goodness that is so funny and so horrible at the same time! I don't know what I would have done. Boys, boys, boys...what will we ever do?
Oh goodness. They are lucky to be alive! My mother in law tells me horror stories of my hubby and his brother. One day it was cherries and seeing who could stick the most to the ceiling (those things do NOT come off). Then it was flour and seeing if they could cover ever surface with it! Can't get that stuff wet or its a paste! So I don't think your the only mother thats had to deal with it! Lucky my kids have not tried this yet!!! Way to go on keeping your temper in check. Your a saint compared to me =)
Oh my goodness! This scares me of what I have to look forward to with 3 so close in age. Heaven help me!
WOW!!!!!!! I don't know how you didn't kill them... the whole time I was reading I was thinking about what I would have done and I really don't know!!!! I'm sure I would have had some choice words... Congrats on making it through :)
OK...Dad & I are still laughing. Sorry, but we've been there, done that. Really. Remember when you kids sunk the back porch?? (lol) And I thought I was having a nice quiet summer afternoon. Right! Quiet is never good. Way to handle it though. :)
Oh... we both know I would have been completely hysertical and short 2 children. Those two are TROUBLE... makes you wonder who actually thought up the idea??? Good job handling it though... I'd say give them loves for me, but I'm thinking you need loves more! :) (And for the stickyness I would try some HOT water and vinegar.)
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